“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

So apparently there is a 77 minutes sex tape featuring The Real Housewife of New Jersey, Danielle Staub. Now, having met her, she is really very nice and funny-ish. Perhpas she takes herself a bit too seriously…but I digress. The thought of watching this long-in-the-tooth mommy have prunetang…well…brech central. - TMZ