Call me crazy…you wouldn’t be the first…but the members of the “Axis of Evil” are yay interested in Obama and his minions. Kim Jong-Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad don’t give a hoot about this new administration and are hell bent on acting like peacocks and showing off their lovely feathers. That or, “My dick’s bigger than yours, Barak Obama”, is the message here with all these nuclear threats and tests. (Clearly the bigger dick thing is not the case with Kim Jong-Il, but I digress.) So, what are we supposed to do with these mother fuckers? Can’t we just take them out? The whole diplomatic dance will amount to a hill of beans. As much as I love Hillary Clinton, let’s face it…what is she gonna do, really? I have a multi-pronged plan to put these clowns in their place and scare the life out of them once and for all. The I MEAN…WHAT?!? Method could become the new weapon against those who want to use weapons of mass destruction. Here’s what I propose:
Nancy Pelosi take Kim and Mamoud to her facelift doctor for a complete rundown on what it takes to have her face look to taut.
Keifer has a few drinks with Kim and Mamoud...a reunion of The Lost Boys.
These Real Housewives will scare the be-Jesus out of Kimmy and Mamoo. They will beg for mercy.
Cheney can take Kim and Mamoud hunting or....
Sarah Palin can take them hunting. Instilling fear...
Madonna can dress the boys in Louis Vuitton...that'll take 'em out for sure.
...or Leighton Meester can dress them in Louis Vuitton. Then it's ovah.
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