“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

So, not that I give a flying cahoot, but ABC-TV is beginning to release the names to the media of the people cast for the upcoming edition of Dancing With The Stars, a.k.a. How On God’s Green Earth Is This Show A Hit? Yesterday, Perez Hilton announced that Pamela Anderson will be one of the people desperately holding on to dear life for their careers. Though Kelly Osbourne, who I adore, walked away from this show with flying colors and a fierce body, many have gone onto seeming ridiculous…or insane. My source told me that Pussycat Doll extraordinaire, Nicole Scherzinger is also going to rattle your nerves on next season’s Dancing With The Stars…not to be confused with Lip Syncing For Your Life on the hilarious RuPauls’s Drag Race.

Click here to find out about Kate Gosslin, Shannen Doherty, Jake the Bachelor, Buzz Aldrin and others to also join Nicole and Pamela Anderson on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.