What in tarnation is she wearing? Could it be.....
No matter what is happening on the world stage, here in the United States, we always manage to drum up and incredibly unimportant story that effects very few people, but somehow becomes front page news…a.k.a. fodder for the tabloids. In a world where innocent people are being slaughtered, human rights negated, children being trafficked and wars abound, Katie Lee Joel and Yigal Azrouel managed to become a big story in the daily rags and naturally, I couldn’t resist such a riveting headline. Who could? Where shall I start.
Katie Lee Joel: you married the Pillsbury Dough Boy because you thought he was hot? No. Because the Dough had dough. Does this make her a possible gold digger?
Come on. Doesn't this make you think of Lazar Wolf and Tzeitel from Fiddler on the Roof? That too would have never worked.
Possibly. I am sure many people would run to her defense, “Katie Lee always worked even if she didn’t have to”. OK, perhaps, but who on Earth shouldn’t do something with their time on the planet. I’m sure many others would agree with me. To be fair though, I go on record NOT accusing her of being an out and out right gold digger…but with a cocked eye.
Billy Joel: When planning to retire to your multimillion dollar pasture, didn’t you think that taking a 21 year-old might be too optimistic? It sounds like a storyline from a Jane Austen novel or Fiddler on the Roof. This romance was doomed from the start. I wonder how many people (Christie Brinkley) are saying “I told him this would never work,” or “What was he thinking?” or “What was she thinking?” Well, we kind of know what she was thinking.
The infamous photo of the infamous Ashely Dupre at Yigal's show.
Yigal Azrouel: A publicity hound from day 1, do you really love Katie Lee or is all this attention warming the cockles of your heart? I remember the story during last fashion week, all the hub bub when you fired Kelly Cutrone for inviting Ashley Dupre to sit front row at your fashion show. And then I found this picture that speaks volumes for your modus operandi. Well, what I’d like to say is…nice work on the PR initiative. Won’t your show be highly anticipated in September. I mean…what?!?
Yigal...making the scene...wearing Puss in Boots.
