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You think Monica Lewinsky is looking at this General Sexgate Scandal as great preamble to her book about Clinton poontang?

The fact that Republicans are already trying their darndest to implicate President Obama in the General Sexgate Scandal is utterly preposterous.… Read More »

What else was Paula Broadwell shaking. Brech (vomit in Yiddish).

So now we should be envisioning the topless photo of some codger or the sneaking around between jogging and taking the next hill in Kabul? How do these people do all this catting around while doing important shit? How does one run the greatest military might or better yet, the sneakiest organization on Earth, then proceed to get caught with your pants down…LITERALLY!… Read More »

There's a cover for every pot.

Sheldon Adelson Shlameel, Shlamazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated… Read More »

gross-baboons

Here is the map of America that Twitter posted showing “where evil lives”. All those red dots represent the locations where the most racist horrendous remarks came from via Twitter on the night of the election. One can imagine these kinds of racial slurs were also prominently heard in the local pubs and at White Supremacist meetings. Naturally I could not resist labeling the overall map with the official title, Gross Baboons, and enjoyed breaking it down even further into the various group of lunatics and shit heads. Notice I pointed out two such tragic creatures, Peter Brant II (the… Read More »

The befores and afters of Klhloe kardashian Odom and the guy plahying her.

If you forced me to pick one, I’d say Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian. I liked her in Celebrity Apprentice and she clearly is the most independent of the brood. When I set out to do the parody As The Kardashian Turns, it was not because I dislike the Kardashians. Frankly, I have only seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians a few times. But enough to know that a parody was a must. Anyhoo, TMZ last week posted a before and after picture of Khloe and I wanted to share the before and after of Mackenzie John Miller who… Read More »

Starring Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

The Mean Season is a pattern of weather that occurs in Florida during the late summer months. It is also what I am calling this Presidential election cycle.… Read More »

Oh yeah.

Congratulations ladies, and while I am at it, you other ladies (gays) who fortunately all came to your senses and voted for what is right. And not in a right and wrong sense, rather, you own rights. To be clear, when I say right, I don’t mean right and wrong, rather, as in your own rights… as human beings.… Read More »

Just Do It.

Today’s the day…now get out there and do it.… Read More »

Donald Trump and this orangutan go to the same hair stylist. Hence, his new nickname is The Orange-utan.

Donald Trump and this orangutan go to the same hair stylist. Hence, his new nickname is Donald “The Orange-utan” Trump instead of Donald “Orange” Trump.… Read More »

Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition

How many tickets do you want? Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition starring Donald TYrump and Ayman Al-Zawahiri… Read More »