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There's a cover for every pot.

Sheldon Adelson Shlameel, Shlamazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated… Read More »

The befores and afters of Klhloe kardashian Odom and the guy plahying her.

If you forced me to pick one, I’d say Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian. I liked her in Celebrity Apprentice and she clearly is the most independent of the brood. When I set out to do the parody As The Kardashian Turns, it was not because I dislike the Kardashians. Frankly, I have only seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians a few times. But enough to know that a parody was a must. Anyhoo, TMZ last week posted a before and after picture of Khloe and I wanted to share the before and after of Mackenzie John Miller who… Read More »

Starring Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

The Mean Season is a pattern of weather that occurs in Florida during the late summer months. It is also what I am calling this Presidential election cycle.… Read More »

Oh yeah.

Congratulations ladies, and while I am at it, you other ladies (gays) who fortunately all came to your senses and voted for what is right. And not in a right and wrong sense, rather, you own rights. To be clear, when I say right, I don’t mean right and wrong, rather, as in your own rights… as human beings.… Read More »

Donald Trump and this orangutan go to the same hair stylist. Hence, his new nickname is The Orange-utan.

Donald Trump and this orangutan go to the same hair stylist. Hence, his new nickname is Donald “The Orange-utan” Trump instead of Donald “Orange” Trump.… Read More »

millennials

These cry babies annoy the shit out of me.… Read More »

We love these gals.

Once you’ve sampled this guilty pleasure it will be difficult to return to the “real” thing without thinking of As The Kardashians Turn.… Read More »

Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition

How many tickets do you want? Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition starring Donald TYrump and Ayman Al-Zawahiri… Read More »

How do you like the I Mean What Party flag? It's vertical stripes because they are slimming.

How do you like our I MEAN WHAT PARTY flag? Please note that we reversed the stripe and made them vertical… because they are slimming! … Read More »

jay-z

I would also like to know if Barneys has done what they did to those African-American kids to low-rent, mad, white trash. It might be worth an ask.… Read More »