“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Do you promise to have the most excellent adventure? Well, isn’t that how Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure would end if it was made now with the passing of the Marriage Act? So much is about to change in our culture to accommodate the legalization of gays getting married. Forget about the acceptance of families and all that lovey-dovey emotional stuff. I am talking about how television and movies are about to get a rash of stories and reality shows that will cater to this new breed of social animal. Let’s start with Gay Bridezilla, Logo TV’s newest reality show… Read More »

We live by the words of Alexander Pope: “To err is human; to forgive, divine. The Not Best Dressed List can also be seen on Avenue Insider.… Read More »

Though there were a slew of fabulous dresses at Cannes this season, I hereby take credit for the fact that not one single star at Cannes wore a one shoulder dress in response to my commentary and coverage of the Costume Institute Gala. Well, correction. There were a couple of them but not worn by stars, so they don’t count—times two. Honestly, who cares about some ubiquitous Israeli socialite, or Miss Universe, for that matter. They both look like they are off to a Bar Mitzvah at Leonard’s of Great Neck. (You know I love that reference.) After what clearly… Read More »

Oh Madonna, Madonna, Madonna. Madge, Madge, Madge. You are making me all fatootzed (confused in Yiddish). I am soooo not feeling the Material Girl–brought to you by Macy’s–thing at all. I know, through Kabbalah, you are like officially Jewish now. But that does not mean you have to automatically go into the schmatta business. And does Lourdes need to have a career at thirteen years of age? What’s wrong with a Bat-Mitzvah at Leonard’s of Great Neck and some dance classes? I know, you are a great mother. But I am not so sure that you are a real Jewish… Read More »