Posts Tagged «Lohan»
LINDSAY: Don’t you dare talk shit about my mother.
BROOKE: Your mother is shit.… Read More »
The Lohaning Of Justin Bieber
From the Abe & Miriam Webster Dictionary of Abeisms: Lohan (Low–as in life– Han) to reduce (an object or career) to useless fragments, or remains, burning, or dissolving (bridges). injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate (credibility). to put an end to or extinguish (career). to kill or slay (career). to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize; invalidate (your everything). to defeat completely (any and all hopes of a comeback). Lindsay Lohan is no longer a just person, or an actress, lohan is now officially a verb. Replace lohan with the word destroy and you will see what I… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan Is The Fiscal Cliff
Somewhere Over The Fiscal Cliff (sung to the tune of Somewhere Over The Rainbow) should be the official swan song for Lindsay Lohan and the Republican House of Representatives.
Somewhere over the fiscal cliff,
Way down there.
There’s a bunch of gross baboons,
Drowning in their selfish pride.
Somewhere over the fiscal cliff,
John Boehner sobs,
And Paul Ryan is wishing that he never took Mitt’s call.… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan officially kisses her career goodbye.… Read More »
Radar Online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is telling Dina Lohan that she needs rehab? If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle orange.… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan Took My Advice
Not a week after I said that Lindsay Lohan should lose those bangs comes her new ‘doo and I am taking full credit. Whatever. this, after she was mistaken for Debbie Harry who is FORTY years her senior. Too bad she didn’t do this for her return to Earth on Saturday Night Live. People would have been more focused on that rather than her cue-card festoon.… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan Pre-Playboy
Well, frankly, this Playboy cover is not as riveting as when Lindsay Lohan first showed us her nipple here on I Mean What?!? two years ago on the Muse magazine spread and accompanying video. Look, I have always wished her well—though I get flack for it—but I still do. Would love to see 2012 be the most productive for her. That is my holiday wish for Lindsay. Happy Ho Ho Ho. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLI8rWtU86M_i0&feature=player_embedded… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan is like a burger. But not just any burger. Lindsay is an In & Out Burger since she has popped into and out of jail more often than I have actually had In & Out Burgers… and I lived in LA! So last night Lindsay went to prison to serve her 30 day term and was released four hours later. Talk about time flies. Good for her, she is out in the streets with yet another shot of a career. Make this one count. Do it with extra cheese and extra pickles. … Read More »
Some weeks are better than others. Like when you win the lottery… great week. When you don’t buy the lottery ticket and the number you always play wins… not a great week. In that same vain, some weeks there are red carpet events where The Not Best Dressed List has slim pickins, versus weeks like this, where there was a plethora of horrendosity. Without any further ado, here is this week’s Not Best Dressed List…Par Deux. … Read More »
Lindsay Low-han
Lindsay Lohan has been stirring up the pot this week in New York and the thing is, after hearing about last night’s glass throwing incident at the V Magazine party in the Boom Boom Room, perhaps the media should stop referring to her at Actress, Lindsay Lohan. If Miss Thing doesn’t start working soon, as an actress, then that adjective will no longer be applicable. Douche bag will be more suitable. Girl, snap out of it. Now.… Read More »
