“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

One again, Nicki Minaj to the rescue.

Cherie Martorana is so ridiculous, that I can't even...

Look at the name of the event that Eden Wood wore this Puerto Rican birthday cake number to. COCKTAILS THAT CURE. Wasn't it past her bedtime? Or, better yet, were they serving cocktails in the afternoon after school. Somebody step in here and help me understand this.

Mia Wasikowska is swimming in way too many yards of blue.

And so is Brooklyn Decker, I might add.

What on Earth is Hillary Duff thinking, besides not. Or, "If I wear one of my old Hootchie Mama rags, maybe I won't feel pregnant."

Rooney Mara's dress is the exact same color of her skin, washing her out completely. The only thing you can see are those bangs. Is she really even there?

See what I mean? It's bangs a go-go. I'm sure she is trying to grow her hair back from Dragon Tattoo, but might I suggest a bit of a side part? One extension?