Cecilia Cassini…Eek

Mar 23, 2011Fashion

Are you ready to cringe?


Just so you all know, my newest, favorite expression is “EEK” and though I rarely use exclamation points, in the case of Cecilia Cassini, EEK! Sure, it is very admirable that a ten year old has a vocation but in this instance, a muzzle would be the must-have accessory for this tangerine. (Click that word to know what I mean by tangerine or see below.)

Cecilia's motto is: Shop in fashion, Live with passion. Shop with passion, Live with fashion. I have a headache.

The dress Cecilia is wearing on the purple carpet looks like a costume from a kindergarten play. Throwing butterfly wings on a dress otherwise worn by one of the Real Housewives of Orange County is not fashion. Check out the publicist behind Cecilia. I would sooner kill myself. I would love to hear what Tavi Gevinson has to say about her protege. Though, it looks like they both went to the same fashion school called Balls of Fabric Shmoogled On Their Head University.

Tavi Gevinson and Cecilia Cassini love to wear similar hats schmattas on their head.

Q. What is a tangerine?

A. A tangerine is a precocious, unruly, overly verbal, whiny kid. Several years ago, Tropicana was launching a line of fruit flavored drinks, and their ad campaign featured a few kids tangerines, each spouting the different flavors. The girl they cast to represent “tangerine” was sooo annoying, and screamed with a shrill the word tangerine when the camera came in on her close up.

4 Responses to “Cecilia Cassini…Eek”

  1. Johnna says:

    What a douchebag.

  2. maurine ford says:

    I say EEK and Gag! Where is this girl's mother?

  3. AnniB says:

    THANK YOU for bringing a light to this issue! This girl is absolutely disgusting and needs to be slapped. On top of that, her "designs" look like garbage. However, I would LOVE to get in touch with whoever is doing her PR, Mommy and Daddy must be selling out a small fortune to market their little angel. I was reading VOGUE Germany the other day and she was listed as one of the 100 most important women in the world… after Oprah! Whoever handles her PR is doing a mighty fine job if she is before Oprah!

  4. Bridget kelly says:

    the worst thing about Cecilia is that, despite the fact that she thinks that, as a 'fashionista', she has to speak like an idiot, I used to have the same problem with dolly dresses and made them fit with ponytail holders as well.
    However, Tangerine it is, because the second this kid started speaking I just wanted to hurl things at her.
    I might have liked her if she wasn't such a brat. Also, I haven't seen any of her designs because the shopping page on her website is 'down/nonexistant'

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