Style Tip: Bedazzle Your Hoo-Ha

Mar 2, 2010Fashion

Jennifer Love Hewitt is vajazzled.

There’s new trend that is all the rage…well…maybe not the rage…but important enough for Jennifer Love Hewitt and some random blogger, Bryce Gruber, The Luxury Spot to do…are you ready? Bedazzle Your Boobs and Crystallize Your Cooch. Yes, we have evolved from the Brazilian to the Marilyn Monroe, ‘Cause Diamonds…Are A Girl’s Best Friend. Anyhoo, no, I am not making this up. It is called Vajazzling. It’s simple: you shave your nether region and then glue on Swarovski crystals in elegant shapes. Well, surely you don’t want to do something quirky down there like the head of Mickey Mouse. That would not attract the kind of visitors you want, and surely not for a second time. Think of vajazzling as an art installation on your privates. Invite gallerists and collectors. Serve wine. Surly, wine will have been served if someone is perusing your crystal formation, no?

But this is just the tip of the iceberg. Why not Swarovski-ize your breasts? You see where this is going. My only concern is that while doing “the deed” you might get a little crystal up your hoo-ha or bum. Or in the heat of passion, a little crystal could go up his member…and then…ouch. Remember when we were little and we tried to put rocks in our nose? This could go all sorts of wrong…fast.

4 Responses to “Style Tip: Bedazzle Your Hoo-Ha”

  1. Jane says:

    Would be great if you linked to the original post!

  2. Tina (from Sydney) says:

    I only have one question – WHY??

    Things like this make me wonder how much dumber women are going to get? In order to value ourselves we have to be tall, beautiful, skinny. And in the last few years we've also had to be as hairless as a 12 years old prepubuscent. Now we have to 'bedazzle' our hairless vaginas? Puleese!

    The day after I read this, Sydney had a fabulous event, a real art installation – Spencer Tunick photographed thousands of naked people on the forecourt of the Sydney Opera House as part of our Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras festival (see link below).

    A friend who participated said she was gob-smacked at how beautiful a flabby and hairy adult body can look. She said she had what can only be described as an 'ah-ha' moment when she realised her idea of beauty/perfection would never be the same again.

    PS. Sorry for my rant, but I'm part Italian so hairy for me is just par for the course lol!

  3. Really? That was a waste of time.

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