“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Although I am on a quasi-vacation, this ditty caught my eye so I wanted to share the horrendosity of it all. Posh Spice’s handbag collection is worth $2,000,000. Like I care to know this? This is news? That she needs 100 Birkin bags speaks to a much larger story of neediness and self-absorption. How Beckham deals with this is a bit of a mystery to me. Seems like Guy Richie had enough of the Madonna overkill and set himself free. But, hey, who am I to judge what goes on behind closed doors. If I were the Beckhams, I’d much rather plant stories of my altruistic activities rather than what the hell in in my closet…if you know what I mean.

Let me not let the day go by without absolutely I MEAN…WHAT-ing the fact that Britney Spears spent almost $800,000 per month during the kookoo era. Britney, Michael Jackson, these people should just crawl into a hole and repent for not sparing some of that cold cash to charitable giving. Britney gave away only $6,000 per year to charity. And this is who little kids want to emulate? And want to see make a successful comeback? So that she can go and do it all over again? There should be a mandatory government law that Obama institutes where celebrities must give away a specific portion of their earnings that goes to charities in the US. It’s like an Entertainment Tax. Sorry kids, but otherwise, this rampant spending might just be curbed. So, if Barak wants to regulate the auto industry and Wall Street, well doll, add this to your plate to help cover all your social spedning costs. All in favor of the ET (Entertainment Tax)…