Cheeks…they are all the rage. Cheeks are the new black. Everyone is getting “the cheeks”. If you don’t have “the cheeks”, then you just don’t have cheeks. The use of facial fillers such as Juvederm, Sculptra, Restylane, Radiesse, and Collagen have become the short answer to the long question, “Why must we age?” New York Magazine did an in-depth report on The New Face, which is the dire attempt to bring your old face back, the face you had when you were young, rather than the tragically obvious face-lift. Face-lifts are sooo last decade. Fillers are what’s happening, and everyone is doing it. But, like everything else…people are getting addicted. It’s a needle thing. I can see getting addicted to drugs…since I did, but just never did the needle thing. I bet that’s why I am still here to I Mean…What?!? all over the place. It’s just hard for me to understand the addiction to needles…and especially to looking weird.
The lovely Dutchess of York (does she still retain that title after hawking Weight Watchers) has, what appears to be, a lovely fresh batch of cheeks.
This is as far as Priscilla Presley can open her mouth. Ouch. I heard she used motor oil from Mexico or something scary like that.
Donatella Versace is cheeks, lips, neck, breasts, up, down, in, out.
With all the talking Nancy Pelosi does...she needs the cheeks plenty to keep the jowls from flapping.
I'm just sayin'...
There were times on the campaign trail that my sister Vivian and I would say..."She must have had the cheeks...she looks fabulous."
I know, I know...Mickey Rourke is beyond "just" the cheeks...but can you just...
It's not just the pancake make-up here...but with Oprah it was cheeks and clearly a neck suck-out.
Call it what you will...but I call it Kaballah Cheeks
Yowza McGee
I love, love, love Jessica Lange...but seeing her on the Emmys was very upsetting.
Melanie Griffith fotz.
Oy vey iz meer...Megala. Cut it out.
One cannot do a piece on The New Face without drawing attention to this face. New is an understatement for Jocelyn Wildenstein.
