Yesterday, Madam Palin suffered from hoof in mouth disease. Today she feels liberated. “You don’t need to be in office to effect positive change,” Sarah Palin said. We know girl, that is why you quit being the Governor of Alaska. So you can positively effect your pocketbook. She went on to say, “Hopefully, I can inspire others to know that you don’t need a title.” Who is she kidding? She is a title-aholic. From Miss Wassila to Mayor of Podunk to Governor of the Tundra, to Wanna-Be Vice-President and to in any minute now, Presidential hopeful. Sure she wants her followers to not need or want titles, because they are all unemployed Tea Party hypocrites. And Donald Trump, the other title-aholic.
Did you see how well-versed our First Lady of Blabber was when asked about the historic midnight ride of Paul Revere? Come on Sarah, surely you know that he was the lead singer in the British rock band, Paul Revere and the Raiders from the 1960’s. They did that great song, Kicks. And you too will get your kicks watching Sarah stumble and mumble her royal cluelessness through this question by the local media in Boston. She best pack up here gear and get on that bus and head straight back to Alaska. ‘Cause she is baked.