“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Well, frankly, this Playboy cover is not as riveting as when Lindsay Lohan first showed us her nipple here on I Mean What?!? two years ago on the Muse magazine spread and accompanying video. Look, I have always wished her well—though I get flack for it—but I still do. Would love to see 2012 be the most productive for her. That is my holiday wish for Lindsay. Happy Ho Ho Ho.… Read More »

Lindsay Lohan has been stirring up the pot this week in New York and the thing is, after hearing about last night’s glass throwing incident at the V Magazine party in the Boom Boom Room, perhaps the media should stop referring to her at Actress, Lindsay Lohan. If Miss Thing doesn’t start working soon, as an actress, then that adjective will no longer be applicable. Douche bag will be more suitable. Girl, snap out of it. Now.… Read More »

Mariah Carey’s vet is suing her. What?!? – D LISTED Madonna’s Macy’s collection. First sketches. Awww. – IN STYLE Lindsay Lohan’s assistant has been offered bickaroos for telling her inside story. zzzz – PAGE SIX… Read More »

Last year at the MTV MOVIE AWARDS, I was astonished at the sheer stupidity of the overall content. Last night, I was less astonished at the stupidity and more amazed at what little fashion walked the red carpet. And when I say little, I mean very little dresses coupled with very little taste. Yesterday afternoon, my freind Audrey Nizen (Creative Director, Bloomingdale’s) and I were lamenting on how stylists have ruined the creativity at awards shows by playing it all too safe. Last night however, there was safety in numbers, and all of which hit the recurring theme of Hootchie… Read More »

Oy, Lindsay Lohan doing jail time?!? – NY DAILY NEWS McQueen’s new look book. – HUFFINGTON POST That this guys thinks he can get better and more interesting than Halle Berry…well…not gonna happen. – DLISTED Can’t wait to see Betty White on Saturday Night Live. The internet rules! – ET I know, I know, everybody that loves Lady Gaga hates the new Christina Aguilera song and video…but I say screw you. Christina is Christina, now buzz off. – THE GRAPE JUICE Click here to follow I MEAN…WHAT?!? on Twitter.… Read More »

Jersey Shore Season 2 is filming at the Jersey Shore after all. Yeah, they started in Miami. But any money bet this thing is scripted now, and Snooki says, while fist bumping, “Fuck Miami, let’s go back to the Jersey shore where they get us.” – MTV Stop what you are doing and watch this…period. -YOU TUBE Frankly, I like these two. Seems like I am alone. Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton were partying hearty at the Nylon magazine’s 11 anniversary party other night. – NY DAILY NEWS Do you recognize this Gross Baboon, or skank…which ever you prefer? She… Read More »