Mistresses Anonymous…The Interview
A few months a go I wrote a piece for The Huffington Post called Mistresses Anonymous. The inspiration for the article was in response to an item in Page Six about Jamie Jungers, the first in a series of hookers from Tiger Woods fame. Anyhoo, the gist was that Jamie was trying to hook up [...]
Alexandra Richards Bares All For French Playboy
Fashion photographer Tony Kelly recently shot Alexandra Richards, daughter of Patty Hansen and Keith Richards for French Playboy. The Barcelona based lensman was tapped to shoot Alexandra for French Playboy on stands any day now. I MEAN…WHAT?!? also featured Lindsay Lohan’s first ever nude pictorial for Muse magazine…remember? Always a nudie, never a nude.
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In Bed With Sarah Symonds, Does That Make Me An Anonymous Mistress?
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Kernels of Dish (Thursday)
Freaky looking Bethenny Frankel lost all her baby weight in like two minutes. The Skinny Margarita spokesperson has to be skinny. Vomit much? – PAGE SIX
Lindsay Lohan requested that the last video featured on IMW-TV be taken down yesterday, but this new one get’s her seal of approval. Whatever.
PAGE SIX reports that “Kara Dioguardi is [...]
Kernels of Dish (Tuesday)
Page Six supports my Betty White Must Co-Host Emmy Awards Campaign. – PAGE SIX
People were kvetching about Julie Andrews one woman show. Leave her alone. What do you want her to do…climb every mountain? She’s 74 years old. – BILLBOARD
Nelly is getting hot in here…as in Macy’s…signing Apple Bottom Jeans. – C & D
Anne Hathaway’s [...]
Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
You must watch this Taiwanese boy sing I Will Always Love You. Move over Susan Boyle and Whitney Houston for that matter. -DLISTED
In more vomitous news, Jon Gosselin is seeking full child custody from bad dancer, Kate Gosselin. Yes, she’s annoying, but okideer. -NY DAILY NEWS
Brech. This is that Robert Joe Halderman who blackmailed David [...]
Kernels of Dish (Monday)
Lindsay Lohan may have been paid $1.5 million for that Ungaro mess…and trashed a room at The Bowery Hotel along the way. – THE CUT
Madge is back in Malawi! -Yahoo! News
How insane can you be? Ivanka Trump’s stalker thinks he still has a chance with her…yikes. -Popeater
Jason Lee’s ex-wife reveals some dish about Scientology…and has [...]
Greetings From Miami
Though Miami has it’s tacky elements, one can’t help loving the penthouse suite at the Fountainbleu Hotel with a view of the ocean. Tacky? Who cares. What city doesn’t have it’s tacky elements (see above). Yes, I know there are more than most here…but for now…shhhh…I need to hear the waves rolling in…not what is [...]
Jersey Shores Up To Fashion Week
As New York Fashion Week looms and celebrities are being schnorred up for front row, the topic of the Jersey Shore cast was bound to come up. The New York Post’s Page Six reports today that the cast is demanding tickets to shows. The only viable candidate for my money is Jenni Farley (JWoww), but [...]
Sinking To a New Low
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The New York Post, a.k.a. the non-thinking man’s New York Times, has sunk to a new low. Granted, I read Page Six online daily, who doesn’t, but every other aspect of that rag is nothing I refer to for much. Now they have sunk yet to their lowest low. The Post just launched Ask Ashley, [...]
More Lindsay Lohan Images From Yu Tsai (Muse Magazine)
Will there ever be enough said about Lindsay Lohan? Probably not. Since I mentioned the Muse Magazine shoot on Saturday, the internet has been agog with comments and fury. The stream of endless random people venting on that which is “appropriate” for Lindsay is mind boggling. And these kids don’t kid around. There is absolute [...]
The New York Times Style…Still An Oxymoron
There’s nothing better than starting the day with a fresh pot of coffee, my 24-inch MAC (daddy) and all the news of the world. By the end of the first cup, I have read through the top stories of The New York Times, Huffington Post, and the New York Post (loves me my Page Six). [...]
What Is A Celebrity Gardener?
Maybe I’ve been hiding under a rock lately…nope. Maybe I’ve been so consumed with work…nope. Maybe I’m so focused on living my life one day at a time…nope. Can’t quite put my finger on how I could have possibly missed the emergence of the newest category of celebrity…the Celebrity Gardener. Now, I lived in Los [...]
Swag Hags…Let’s Kill Off The Gifting Suites
When did these tacky gifting suites enter the realm of fabulous? Who were/are these people that infiltrated the groovy backstage green rooms in order to display their sad wares? And when did real celebrities begin to frolic through free shit not minding that it becomes a press opportunity? When did fabulous go all wrong? Somewhere [...]
