Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Are Gross Baboons
Surely you are anticipating the I Mean…What?!? Gross Baboon of the Year Award, which will be granted later this year. Yes, move over Razzies, because the Gross Baboons are coming. For you newcomers, the GBOTY Award honors those annoying people that have graced monopolized the media to the point that it makes me say, “I [...]
Lions and Tigers and Skanks…Oh, My!
Angelina Jolie is rumored to play the Wicked Witch of the West?!? Say it ain’t so. Don’t get me wrong, I love Angelina Jolie. I love her enough to tell her not to do this, as it is NOT the role of a lifetime. Gia was that for her. Forget about Angelina Jolie for a [...]
Kernels of Dish (Monday)
These two Gross Baboons, Rachel Uchitel and Gloria Allred, are making the scene…and Rachel you will soon see raw and uncut in Playboy. – TMZ
Marc Jacobs says that coke was not mine. – PAGE SIX
Jennifer Hudson looks amazing. But now I hear her new album is all about dance tracks and well…just not her. Hope [...]
Kernels of Dish (Sunday)
And finally, watch this touching Gorillas in the Mist-like tidbit from deep in the jungles of Africa. Sob central…
Kernels of Dish (Thursday)
Naomi is going to join Kabbalah…again…and again…and… – PAGE SIX
Lisa Marie wants you to send sunflowers to Michael Jackons’s grave. Um…can you just arrange for a delivery every week and charge it to Graceland. – D LISTED
Matt Lauer is a horn dog and must attend Horndogs Anonymous meetings. Stat. Sounds like he did it with [...]
Kernels of Dish (Friday)
Lindsay parties with her bodyguard. So? They must spend enough time together since the media will not leave her alone. – PAGE SIX
Underage Bristol Palin out at 1 OAK, a nightclub for virgins. – NY DAILY NEWS
Chaz Bono is officially a boy. – TMZ
Justin Bieber has lesbian hair. Check out this site: Lesbians Who Look [...]
Kernels of Dish (Friday)
Welcome to our new daily feature, Kernels of Dish, tasty tid-bits of gossip from across the globe. (Click on each image to get the full scoop.) Enjoy.
Charlie Sheen quitting Two and a Half Men or running scared? -AP
Rachel Uchitel got ten million from Tiger Woods, like I am going to the moon. [...]
Does Rachel Uchitel Care About Heath Care Reform?!?
While the nation waits with baited breath as the Senate votes on Barack Obama’s Health Care Reform Bill, that lovely specimen of a human, Rachel Uchitel is far more preoccupied with matters of national security…namely herself. Let’s see what one of Tiger Woods‘ silly, sex slaves is busy with today. My source tells me that [...]
There’s Was A Tiger In His Tank
Just watched the press conference with Tiger Woods, looking all pouty and apologetic for have endless amounts of glommy and poontang with a gaggle of hussies. I am not buying any of it. As you all know, golf has never been a big attraction for me, so why would I hang on every word that [...]
Illicit Sex: The Stepping Stone Into A Media Career
Monica Lewinsky was the tip of the iceberg. It is not an exaggeration when I say that all you must do is let your orifices (orifii) run free and a media career is in your future. We now have Elliot Spitzer’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold Ashley Dupre as the New York Post’s Carrie Bradshaw. Jamie Jungers, the hussy [...]
Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel?!?
Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel? Isn’t that an oxymoron? Check out this birthday invitation for the hooker / hag / collagen-filled / tranny-like thing that Tiger Woods used to date. She calls herself a celebrity / socialite. In what circles? My source told me that Rachel was Tiger’s blow-up doll. She was completely on [...]
Justin Bieber…What?!?
How did The New York Times Style section figure out a way to stretch an article about Justin Bieber as long as it was? The guy is still in diapers for Christ’s sake. Is there really enough depth for such an extensive piece? Oh, right, the Jingle Ball, now there’s a life-altering lesson to share. [...]
Can We Now Retire Tiger Woods’ Penis, Too?!?
The news has been so uninteresting, especially these days, with the Tiger Woods story monopolizing the media with his bevvy of hookers (I know, they all aren’t, but they are, Blanche) jumping face first in front of any camera that will have them. Who was it that said, “Eeny meeny miney mo, catch a Tiger [...]
