Some weeks are better than others. Like when you win the lottery… great week. When you don’t buy the lottery ticket and the number you always play wins… not a great week. In that same vain, some weeks there are red carpet events where The Not Best Dressed List has slim pickins, versus weeks like this, where there was a plethora of horrendosity. Without any further ado, here is this week’s Not Best Dressed List…Par Deux.
What on Earth happened to Lindsay Lohan? Forget what she's wearing...
Parker Posey wore this chintz trade show tablecloth.
All I can say to Kathy Griffin is, "Turquoise and macrame should not be used in the same sentence."
Eve Plumb of The Brady Bunch fame has relinquished her rights to say "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha".
Perrey Reeves proved my point from New York Fashion Week when I said that prints can easily go wrong.
It's a good thing Sarah Silverman is funny. I mean... how do you screw up a LBD?
Whoever this Mary Carey is, every shot of her from this event has her holding her boobs. Not kidding.
How to make a pretty girl not pretty? Take tips from Julie Ordon (whoever she is too, by the way).
Continuing my list of Not Best Dressed Never Wases, here we have a Mayra Veronica sausaged into this condom number.
I never heard of Darla Haun either and this dress will keep her in oblivion.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy. Come on, sugar, let me know. Ummm, that would be a NO!
So naturally, Caroline D'Amore (???) thought her make-up was fierce.