The Continuation of Red Carpet Nonsense

Between the Tony Awards and The Young Hollywood Awards, there was much fodder to fiddle with as stars rolled down the red carpet and made their usual attempt to grab that extra bit of spotlight. Sure, the Tony’s don’t get the same rush and sizzle of The Young Hollywood Awards or the MTV Movie Awards, but you might see a little more grace and elegance-ish. There were plenty of red carpet mistakes last night on both coasts.  I’d like to give props to the theater community crowd because it all starts and ends with the craft of acting. Somewhere along the road of cheesy media and paparazzi came tons of tacky people, nouveau riche horrendosity, too much bling, too much tits, under-dressing, bad hair, and crap that makes me shudder…like Madonna’s Vuitton rabbit ears and pantaloons drama from the Met Gala. So, until next season I will keep a sharp eye on those people who should know better. They can afford stylists and image consultants, yet flub it time after time. Here are a few worst dressed from yesterday’s awards shows in no particular order.

Bar, you don't need nen to draw eyes to you.

Bar, you didn't need neon to draw attention, the tan would have done it.

Whoever you are...bye. Your height is not you best feature...why accentuate it?

Whoever you are...bye. Your height is not your best feature...why accentuate it?

Oy vey, whoever you are. That hair coupled with no chin. Ouch.

Oy vey, whoever you are. That hair coupled with no chin. Ouch.

You think this is her real hair color? And did that bow tie the whole look together...in her own mind?

You think this is her real hair color? And did that bow tie the whole look together...in her own mind?

Yup...it sure did. You look gret Miss Koo-a-Roo.

Yup...it sure did. You look great Miss Koo-a-Roo, whoever you are.

Wifey...when the skin tone and the dress are the exact same hue...something has to change. In this case...both.

Wifey...when the skin tone and the dress are the exact same (wrong) hue...something has to change. In this case...both.

Bebe usually hits it out of the park. This one is not doing it for me.

Bebe usually looks great but this one is not doing it for me.

This director should direct herself to a real store, not Putumayo. Yowza.

This director should direct herself to a real store, not Putumayo. Yowza.

You gotta give a gal some credit for advertising. I'd sooner not, however.

You gotta give a gal some credit for advertising. I'd sooner not, however.

Love Patricia, but, she was on the red carpet at Young Hollywood. Ummm...you think she and Piper Perabo's invitations got screwed up?

Love Patricia Clarkson but, she was on the red carpet at Young Hollywood Awards. Ummm...you think she and Piper Perabo's invitations got screwed up?

I don't mind the outfit...but Britney is at this event because why?

Brittny Gastineau is at this event and over-dressed because why?

Amercia's Next Top Overdressed Model for an afternoon affair.

America's Next Top Too Over-dressed Model for an afternoon affair.

2 Responses to “The Continuation of Red Carpet Nonsense”

  1. Sue says:

    #2 photo is Shawn Johnson – winner of Dancing with the Stars – Photographer should know who is being shot.

  2. ABE says:

    Winning Dancing With The Stars is whoever you are.

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