Palin & Kardashian & Hilton… Oh My!

Jul 28, 2011Breaking Newzzz

If you have long brown hair and a cutesy act, you will be sued. Look out Maria Menounos.

Sometimes reading the morning news reminds me of the Enchanted Forest when Dorothy and the three caballeros are in search of the Land of Oz, only to be threatened by the pending doom of lions and tigers and bears. In that same vain, reading through today’s headlines, the three ladies who otherwise just lunch, Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are doing to me what those animals did to our heroes from The Wizard of Oz. Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for their use of a singer/model, Melissa Molinaro, who kinda looks like her.


Let me get this straight, no one is allowed to look like anyone anymore for fear of a lawsuit? Will this put virtually every drag queen out of business? Will Cher and Barbra Streisand take to the courts to stop queens from making dosh off their similar looks? Look out Ru Paul, because the best woman may not win.

"Like, no, I am like, not over."

In other riveting newzzz, Paris Hilton threatened to walk off the set from an interview for Good Morning America because the interviewer asked, “Are you like totally over?” Let me tell you something, if our finest actresses cannot get work after becoming a certain age, then surely we can let the Kims and Paris’ of the world wane into the sunset without so much as a boo-hoo. Meanwhile Sarah Palin must be freaking out as Michele Bachmann‘s meteoric rise continues and the dismal results of her Nazi propaganda film, The Undefeated, does not live up to it’s name. These three witches should go back to their Macbeth cauldron and concoct a fresh brew to cast another spell over the hearts and minds of the public once again. ‘Cause that last batch has lost it’s magic.

Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and caldron bubble. Or, Michele Bachmann.

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