Breaking Newzzz

Here is Lady Gaga’s new video for Alejandro. People are kvetching that it is a Madonna rip-off. What do you think? Watch below. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA&feature=player_embedded… Read More »
Kernels of (Even Sad) Dish
So apparently there is a 77 minutes sex tape featuring The Real Housewife of New Jersey, Danielle Staub. Now, having met her, she is really very nice and funny-ish. Perhpas she takes herself a bit too seriously…but I digress. The thought of watching this long-in-the-tooth mommy have prunetang…well…brech central. – TMZ… Read More »
Kernels of (Sadder) Dish
So, lookie here. The new BFF’s of the media whore world are Paris Hilton and Snooki. Yikes. One thing is to do a photo op. The other is planning overnights at the Jersey Shore. Paris…does this mean there’s another porn video in the near future to regain your own status? – GAWKER… Read More »
Last Laugh? or Last Straw? It has been reported that Elton John serenaded known Oxycontin addict Rush Limbaugh at the marriage to his fourth wife, Kathryn Rogers, at their home in Florida. Why, you may ask, would Elton John be caught dead or alive under the same roof with the anti-gay, anti-everything, Tea Bagger, shock jock? Once you know that Elton was paid $1,000,000 dollars for the gig, then it all seems feasible. I am, however, giving Elton the benefit of the doubt and saying that the million dollars fee is going straight into the Elton John AIDS Fund, making… Read More »
Citi-Skank
Have you been following this story in the news about Debrahlee Lorenzana, the curvy Citibank employee that claims she was fired for being to hot? How genius is this? I am sure that within minutes we will see Gloria Allred at her side, standing up for truth, justice and fifty-percent of the take in the lawsuit she has filed. She was told “she must refrain from wearing certain items of clothing, in particular, turtleneck tops, pencil skirts, fitted business suits, or other properly tailored clothing,” the suit says. “In blatantly discriminatory fashion, plaintiff was advised that as a result of… Read More »

Kernels of Music (Friday)
I think Karen Elson is beyond adorable and who doesn’t support a model turned singer/songwriter? – STYLE.COM Let’s stop trash talking Christian Aguilera. Remember this? httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q Juliette Lewis will be in NYC on Saturday, August 21. Meet me there. – TICKETMASTER httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTsX5mCFRbI&feature=related Miley Cyrus is officially all grown up. Notice the girl on girl kiss. Are we dealing with an Adam Lambert moment? httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBXKTvzFRo And this song says it all. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfr9bhSmfXc… Read More »

Kernels of Dish (Thursday)
Freaky looking Bethenny Frankel lost all her baby weight in like two minutes. The Skinny Margarita spokesperson has to be skinny. Vomit much? – PAGE SIX httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnn0oq-H4pc Lindsay Lohan requested that the last video featured on IMW-TV be taken down yesterday, but this new one get’s her seal of approval. Whatever. PAGE SIX reports that “Kara Dioguardi is as nice as can be”. Tell me something I don’t know. These two Real Housewives of New York City attend perhaps THE saddest Up Fronts on Earth. See… What… I… Mean?!?… Read More »
Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
Style.com couldn’t resist competing with Vanity Fair by featuring the soccer hotties. It’s so Sex and the City 2 of them. - STYLE.COM Charlie Sheen is opting for jail as opposed to a 2 year probation. Gotta love a guy who knows that there is no way on Earth he is staying clean and sober for that long. – TMZ Who would want to face off with Steve Wynn and Joe Francis? They look insane. – TMZ I love Diana Agron from Glee. She has been completely underused this season…until last night. – DAILY BEAST Yes, I know, he won… Read More »
Oil Of Oy-Vey
There is little I can say about the catastrophe that is under way in the Gulf of Mexico, besides how upsetting it is. Am I furious at British Petroleum? Of course, AND because I am not Sarah Palin…who is surprisingly silent at this time. Am I going to sit here and complain about Barack Obama? You betcha. But only for a minute, because it was not his fault that this happened. It is his lame, passive response that has me up in arms. And where is Michelle, besides on the pages of every style blog? She needs to get her… Read More »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWcHMMzPa8M Although the Tony Awards snubbed Carrie Fisher for her wonderful performance in Wishful Drinking, HBO just announced that it will film the one-woman show as a special later this month. On June 26 at 8PM, there will be a one night only staging of Wishful Drinking, right outside New York City. But who cares where it is? I am putting together the Wishful Drinking Party Bus and together, we can travel the short distance to see this side splitting, two-hour laugh-fest. The show received a rave review by Ben Brantley of The New York Times. And (B) it falls… Read More »