More Bla Bla on "gross baboon"

These two cry wolf at the drop of a fiscal cliff.

Somewhere Over The Fiscal Cliff (sung to the tune of Somewhere Over The Rainbow) should be the official swan song for Lindsay Lohan and the Republican House of Representatives.
Somewhere over the fiscal cliff,
Way down there.
There’s a bunch of gross baboons,
Drowning in their selfish pride.
Somewhere over the fiscal cliff,
John Boehner sobs,
And Paul Ryan is wishing that he never took Mitt’s call.… Read More »

Angus T Jones will end up like Kirk Cameron, appearing at Christian Zealotpalooza.

Angus T. Jones is the original Honey Boo Boo. They have the same mothers.… Read More »

The Daddle and other cringe worthy things to pump up your holidays.

Between Oprah’s Favorite Things and every friggen Holiday Gift Guide it seems like no one is doing the honest service of pointing out the “Least Favorite Things” until now. … Read More »

Finally we can agree to agree and disagree.

Finally, Meghan McCain and I can begin to agree to agree and to disagree.… Read More »

You think Monica Lewinsky is looking at this General Sexgate Scandal as great preamble to her book about Clinton poontang?

The fact that Republicans are already trying their darndest to implicate President Obama in the General Sexgate Scandal is utterly preposterous.… Read More »

There's a cover for every pot.

Sheldon Adelson Shlameel, Shlamazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated… Read More »

Starring Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

The Mean Season is a pattern of weather that occurs in Florida during the late summer months. It is also what I am calling this Presidential election cycle.… Read More »

Oh yeah.

Congratulations ladies, and while I am at it, you other ladies (gays) who fortunately all came to your senses and voted for what is right. And not in a right and wrong sense, rather, you own rights. To be clear, when I say right, I don’t mean right and wrong, rather, as in your own rights… as human beings.… Read More »

Just Do It.

Today’s the day…now get out there and do it.… Read More »

Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition

How many tickets do you want? Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition starring Donald TYrump and Ayman Al-Zawahiri… Read More »