“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Tacky Sydney Leathers desperately clung to whatever few minutes of fame she might think she has have left by showing up to the Anthony Weiner losing party to revel in the loss of her loved one. And showing off her new tits to the press.… Read More »

Radar Online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is telling Dina Lohan that she needs rehab? If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle orange.… Read More »

In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt suggested that his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was not making him happy or fulfilled. Now that is a rare honest comment that makes me like Brad even more. Page Six reports that a Brad backlash is brewing and Jennifer fans are boycotting his new film, Moneyball. Surely you remember the hullabaloo between Team Jennifer & Team Angelina when Brad and Jen broke up because of Angelina Jolie, who went on to become Mr. & Mrs. Smith. The dormant faction of Team Jennifer loyalists laying in wait for moments like this is… Read More »

Fashion photographer Tony Kelly shot Alexandra Richards, daughter of Patty Hansen and Keith Richards, for French Playboy last year and for some reason these images have been getting Googled today in a big way, so whatever, here they are again, by popular demand. I MEAN…WHAT?!? also featured Lindsay Lohan’s first ever nude pictorial for Muse magazine. What can I say, always a nudie, never a nude.      … Read More »

Couldn’t let this one go by. Yesterday, Page Six compared the upcoming nuptials of Prince William to Kate Middleton with the pending marriage of Victoria’s Secret stunner Lily Aldridge to Kings of Leon front-man, Caleb Followill. Now, look, I am by no means an obsessive Royal Watcher, or an anarchist, nor am I hip enough to know the name of the front man for any group these days, but to put the two events in the same category, well, the word stretch seems like a stretch.… Read More »

And the gloves are off. Who will win the ratings battle between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills versus The Real Housewives of New York City this season? Duh. Beverly Hills of course. I have never been a big fan or watcher of the New York housewives because–well–who cares about these run of the mill ladies who lunch? Or in the case of Bethenny Frankel, liquid lunch. The Beverly Hills broads live an aspirational, opulent lifestyle whereas the New York ladies are a bunch of yentas, living seemingly above their means or worse–Brooklyn. Needless to say the Beverly Hills broads… Read More »

A while back I wrote a piece for The Huffington Post called Mistresses Anonymous. The inspiration for the article was in response to an item in Page Six about Jamie Jungers, the first in a series of hookers from Tiger Woods fame. Anyhoo, the gist was that Jamie was trying to hook up (for lack of a better term) with Sarah Symonds, the ex-hussy who Gordon Ramsey dilly-dallied (or is it diddle-daddled) with for seven years. Sarah had started a 12 Step Program called Mistresses Anonymous in an effort to help those who are powerless over rich, older men. Gotta… Read More »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxV2vfLJZ3I Produced by Image Loading for IMW-TV… Read More »

Freaky looking Bethenny Frankel lost all her baby weight in like two minutes. The Skinny Margarita spokesperson has to be skinny. Vomit much? – PAGE SIX httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnn0oq-H4pc Lindsay Lohan requested that the last video featured on IMW-TV be taken down yesterday, but this new one get’s her seal of approval. Whatever. PAGE SIX reports that “Kara Dioguardi is as nice as can be”. Tell me something I don’t know. These two Real Housewives of New York City attend perhaps THE saddest Up Fronts on Earth. See… What… I… Mean?!?… Read More »

Page Six supports my Betty White Must Co-Host Emmy Awards Campaign. – PAGE SIX People were kvetching about Julie Andrews one woman show. Leave her alone. What do you want her to do…climb every mountain? She’s 74 years old.  – BILLBOARD Nelly is getting hot in here…as in Macy’s…signing Apple Bottom Jeans. – C & D Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend sounds like a frat boy. She surely can pick ‘em. – POP EATER Elena Kagan…one for the Gipper!!! – NY MAGAZINE… Read More »