The Empire Strikes Back(Fire)

Jun 16, 2012Gross Baboons

Adelson, Rove & Koch are ten times scarier than Shakespeare's three witches.

Sheldon Adelson, Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers are the new face of evil. Look into those pusses, long and hard and be very afraid. These Gross Baboons make the three witches in Macbeth seem like pussy cats. The Evil Empire Super Pac are bonding together to plan the demise of Barack Obama. Except that there is one major thing that these disgusting, sickening, vomitous creatures are forgetting. That Good ALWAYS triumphs over Evil. And with Karl Rove’s finger in the socket, that trinella is going to self-implode like I am sitting here. Mark my words or better yet, read my lips… No New Gross Baboons.

This is the spell from Macbeth. Notice some of the phrasing. It’s enough to scare the beJesus out of anybody.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of NEWT, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
ADELSON’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and MCCONNELL‘s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of ROVE; Witches’ mummy; maw and TRUMP
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark; Root of hemlock digg’d in the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew (YIKES); Gall of MITT, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse; Nose of KOCH, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab: Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingredients of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a (GROSS) baboon’s blood, Then the charm is firm and good.

These Witches look like Disney Channel characters compared to those Gross Baboons.

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