Gross Baboons

Kanye West + Donald Trump = Gross Baboon Squared

Just when you thought you couldn’t despise Kanye West anymore, comes his admission that he did not vote, making him an old wanna-be millennial. To make you hate him even more than I do already and have since forever, he professed his love for the Orange Fuhrer, Donald Trump.… Read More »

Downtown Abbey & @realDonaldTrump End 2016

Donald Trump* won’t discuss his failures like Trump University. What lying sack of shit would engage in an ongoing scam they’re embroiled in? I found a long, lost draft of one of my old Op-Ed pieces dated August 2013 about @realDonald Trump.  The content is so relevant to what is currently going on with his lame, reality show version of a political campaign that I wanted to share it with you as my first Op-Ed piece of 2016. FOUND DRAFT: ORANGE IS TRYING TO BE THE NEW BLACK- 8/24/13 – Midnight Rather than be frustrated by the fact that since my bicycle accident that’s put me out of commission, Kim… Read More »

Two generations of Lucky Sperm Club.

Gross Baboon, Donald Trump is being scolded by his three Lucky Sperm Club spawn in an effort to curtail their sick fuck dad. Happy Father’s Day indeed.… Read More »

trump-palin-nazi

Will Donald Trump Offer Sarah Palin her last job ever as Vice President?… Read More »

religulous, bill-maher

Whether you’re Christian, Jewish, Muslim or all of the above, we can see a trend, and not one as good as the Little Black Dress. … Read More »

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Donald Trump: You're Fired

There is a Facebook page called Donald Trump: You’re Fired! that’s been laying dormant for the past two years. Please post your comments, upload stories, LIKE it, SHARE it, do whatever voodoo that you do so well…… Read More »

Who will be the Grossest Baboon of the Year?!?

Taking bets on who will win Gross Baboon of the Year?… Read More »

They will be eating the shit pie that Octavia Spencer served in “The Help”.

What’s on the menu? The shit pie that Octavia Spencer served in the movie “The Help”.… Read More »

What these two Adderall addicts need is a swift kick.

LINDSAY: Don’t you dare talk shit about my mother.
BROOKE: Your mother is shit.… Read More »

Road Runner, WIle E. Coyote & Paul have so much in common.

All this talk about the Fiscal Cliff reminds me of Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. … Read More »