Chris Brown Is A Gross Baboon

Feb 17, 2012Breaking Newzzz

 

Chris Brown's face annoys me.

Just when you thought Chris Brown could not get any douche-ier, comes word that “she” continues to say the stupidest things on Earth. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year-old has acquired a new pick-up line when it comes to talking to the ladies. The singer reportedly approached an attractive brunette at a Grammy Awards gift lounge on Feb. 10 and asked: ‘Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!’

Chris “The Douche” Brown has graced the pages of IMW for years now. Since whooping Rihanna’s ass to throwing a chair in the window of Good Morning America, this Gross Baboon has weaseled his way onto the Gross Baboon of the Year Awards on a couple of occasions and the hits (both literally and figuratively) keep on coming. Having won a Grammy, proves that the music industry will forgive anyone, as would Jesus, since they all thank him anyway for their awards in the first place. The douche bag Tweeted this:

“HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate F— OFF.”

Trust me, I do hate all I want. And the recipient is you and people like you who wouldn’t know what humble pie tastes like because you eat shit. Actually in 2009 I wrote the following, and the sentiment still applies: Chris “Gross Baboon” Brown plans to plead not guilty tomorrow to charges that he beat his girlfriend Rihanna… correction… ass-whooped his girlfriend Rihanna. Can someone please beat the shit out of that guy?

From March 25, 2011

Anger management drop-out, Chris Brown, went on the TV show, 106 & Park on BET to waa waaa waaaa about being “blindsided and exploited” by Robin Roberts on Good Morning America. Look, Marlene, being asked a question or two regarding your actions, a.k.a. whooping Rihanna’s ass, is not being exploited. Children being trafficked for sex are exploited. You being mollycoddled and propped-up by a bunch of tired music executives goes under the heading of luxury problems. You are so arrogant, that you can’t even think or see straight. My suggestion? Dye your hair back to its dark  brown and take to being a full-time volunteer for any charity that will accept your overly sensitive, angry ass.

From March 22, 2011

It is going to take a lot more than becoming a bottled blond for Chris Brown to re-enter the world and being accepted as anything but a douche bag. At today’s Good Morning America appearance, the guy flew into a rage after Robin Roberts mentioned Rihanna then stormed off the set but not before breaking the window and tearing off his shirt. Ooh, baby, baby. Keep your clothes on, shut your moth and go to Haiti and help others. Ain’t no one here interested in your one man angry mob crap.

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8 Responses to «Chris Brown Is A Gross Baboon»


  1. Mar 22, 2011 at 7:41 am, elaine said:

    his behavior was def gross. but did you see the interview? she was drilling him over and over about RiRi. i mean it was enough after the 2nd time he diverted that conversation…


    • Mar 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm, Sean said:

      Elaine: sure she was grilling him over and over again. Unfortunately, Chris has just proven to the world that he still has serious anger management issues by letting the interview get the best of him. BTW ABC are a bunch of wussies for not pressing charges against this miscreant. Somebody could have gotten seriously injured.


      • Mar 22, 2011 at 2:08 pm, Abe Gurko said:

        Two snaps up. We love Elaine, but she is much kinder than most….ish.


  2. Mar 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm, Rachella said:

    Urgh, I'm so sick of this turd. He's nothing but a thug. As for saying it was "a long time ago", two years is NOT a long time ago. Stop making excuses for your sickening behaviour Chris, you're nothing but a violent has-been. And as for Charlie Sheen, he's the same, but possibly even more whacked out on drugs than Chris is.
    PS – you hair looks gay. *prance*


  3. Mar 23, 2011 at 3:59 am, Pearl said:

    Robin should be ashamed of herself. She is one terrible interviewer. And by the way, there is no proof that Chris even broke that window. If they had proof, don't you think they would have pressed charges already? But no, all they can do is assume he did it. Chris takes the blame for alot of crap. I am surprised he is not blame for global warming. But give it time. Don't worry Chris, I got your back.


  4. Jun 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm, cj said:

    HEY SO ALL U FAGS DISSIN CBREEZY CAN FUCK OFF THAT BITCH ON GMA PUSHED IT TOO FRAR THE PAST IS THE PAST LEAVE CHRIS ALONE BEST ARTIST EVER TO COME OUT FOR SURE UR ALL JEALOUS OF HIM SO SUCK IT UR PUSSIES GUESS WHAT BREEZY IS BETTER FOR FACING IT ALL LIKE A MAN I WOULD HAVE DOJNE THE SAME IF THAT BITCH DRILLED ME ON A 2 YEAR OLD TOPIC SO EAT A DICK

    CBREEZY 4 LIFE


    • May 29, 2012 at 11:20 am, Brianna said:

      Ok Goddamint Hating On A Young And Talented Young Man You Mufckas Ain't Got Nothing Better To Do Than Judge Book Withot Reading The Contents , Have Some Respect For The Man it's Time To Move On .


  5. Aug 28, 2012 at 11:44 pm, Thick Chick 94 said:

    chris brown is a human just like us all… so dnt down him for being himself… everyone has things that pisses them off till da point of snapping out… cause ik i do… let him live his life how he wants… he's living for himself nt u or me…

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