Just when you thought Chris Brown could not get any douche-ier, comes word that “she” continues to say the stupidest things on Earth. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year-old has acquired a new pick-up line when it comes to talking to the ladies. The singer reportedly approached an attractive brunette at a Grammy Awards gift lounge on Feb. 10 and asked: ‘Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!’
Chris “The Douche” Brown has graced the pages of IMW for years now. Since whooping Rihanna’s ass to throwing a chair in the window of Good Morning America, this Gross Baboon has weaseled his way onto the Gross Baboon of the Year Awards on a couple of occasions and the hits (both literally and figuratively) keep on coming. Having won a Grammy, proves that the music industry will forgive anyone, as would Jesus, since they all thank him anyway for their awards in the first place. The douche bag Tweeted this:
“HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate F— OFF.”
Trust me, I do hate all I want. And the recipient is you and people like you who wouldn’t know what humble pie tastes like because you eat shit. Actually in 2009 I wrote the following, and the sentiment still applies: Chris “Gross Baboon” Brown plans to plead not guilty tomorrow to charges that he beat his girlfriend Rihanna… correction… ass-whooped his girlfriend Rihanna. Can someone please beat the shit out of that guy?
From March 25, 2011
Anger management drop-out, Chris Brown, went on the TV show, 106 & Park on BET to waa waaa waaaa about being “blindsided and exploited” by Robin Roberts on Good Morning America. Look, Marlene, being asked a question or two regarding your actions, a.k.a. whooping Rihanna’s ass, is not being exploited. Children being trafficked for sex are exploited. You being mollycoddled and propped-up by a bunch of tired music executives goes under the heading of luxury problems. You are so arrogant, that you can’t even think or see straight. My suggestion? Dye your hair back to its dark brown and take to being a full-time volunteer for any charity that will accept your overly sensitive, angry ass.
From March 22, 2011
It is going to take a lot more than becoming a bottled blond for Chris Brown to re-enter the world and being accepted as anything but a douche bag. At today’s Good Morning America appearance, the guy flew into a rage after Robin Roberts mentioned Rihanna then stormed off the set but not before breaking the window and tearing off his shirt. Ooh, baby, baby. Keep your clothes on, shut your moth and go to Haiti and help others. Ain’t no one here interested in your one man angry mob crap.