Sammi “Sweetheart” Fragrance? Feh.

Jan 6, 2011Breaking Newzzz

Raise your hand if you want to smell like this.


You know that I was not letting this ditty go by unnoticed. Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, yes, the bitchy one from MTV’s Jersey Shore, is actually launching a fragrance. Dangerous will be out in stores in time for those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer at the Jersey Shore. I have a hard enough time trying to figure out what kind of girl wants to smell like a cat, with Katy Perry’s Purr or Kate Walsh’s (ex)Boyfriend. Oh, and let’s not forget Jennifer Aniston’s Lolavie, whatever the hell that means, that she describes as the non-perfume perfume. The celebrity fragrance market is as crowded as the celebrity designer market. Yikes. But really? Someone wants to smell like Sammi? That girl is forever kvetching in her single bed with rumpled bed sheets. What on Earth could that fragrance smell like? I get WHY she needs a fragrance, but hell, go buy one at Rite-Aid and leave the development of new fragrances to Chanel, Dior, Diane von Furstenburg and YSL. Sammi should call the fragrance Skank, or Hot Wax (based on the constant need to remove the hair on her lip). Surely I am not alone in thinking that non-celebrities should stick to their reality shows and stop cramming ancillary merchandise down our throats, all of which is (sadly) supported by every single media outlet. Ahh, the media, now there is a fragrance waiting to happen. Maybe we can call it Suck Up.

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