The tide has turned for Sarah Palin. I recently said, “I don’t care how often Sarah Palin appears on Fox News, nor how disdainfully she speaks of our President while giving kudos to Donald “Orange” Trump for being the Birther-in-Chief, the fact remains that the wind is out of her sail and I couldn’t be happier. Michele Bachmann has stolen her thunder and she must be freaking out.” Boy, what a difference a weekend makes. That One Nation Tour Bus is kicking Michele and every Republican hopeful in the pants. Imagine the ego bloat that those two reality stars, Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, must have blubbered on about last night over pizza. They were prattling on about running for the presidency and how much better of a job they would do than Barack Obama. Surely puffed up Donald knows how to deal with the nuance of foreign policy and that aging Barbie Doll can settle the greed issue on Wall Street with a wave of a hand. You know, with that pageant queen wave. Well, it worked on Todd and see how pussy whipped he is. Seriously, imagine a world run by all celebutards. Does not seem too far fetched really. Imagine:
- Jill Zarin, Real Housewives of New York City, Mayor of New York City since we can always use a good mouthpiece.
- Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Social Secretary, First Lady of the United States…or well…First Lady, but there is no way Giggy could become President.
- Bethenny Frankel, Bethenny’s Getting Married, Betheny Got Married, Bethenny Had Kids, Bethenny Is Annoying, Bethenny Has Skinny Girl Margaritas, Head of ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives).
- NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Head of NRA (National Rifle Association) because of her son’s arrest. Maybe she can scare the be-Jesus out of all those gun-toting Second Amendment mulroons.
- Kate Gosselin, Dancing With The Stars, Kate Plus Eight, Spokesperson for Planned Parenthood. After all, hypocracy rules. Well either Kate or Bristol Palin.
- Kirstie Alley, Dancing With The Stars, Head of Health and Human Services. Picking up where Michelle Obama leaves off with the healthy kids initiative and “Let’s Move” Campaign.
I could go on and on but would much prefer to hear your suggestions.