The Sheen's Holiday Card
Remember Christmas? So much drama happened this past holiday, and I don’t mean your traditional family dinner with cursing and yelling and depression. That is child’s play compared to the near fatal plane crash by terrorist slash underwear model Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab. And what about that nativity scene at the Charlie Sheen mansion in Aspen when Chuckles was charged with a felony menacing and misdemeanor assault after he allegedly attacked his wife, Brooke Mueller. He was reported to be drunk at the time. Who can wrap their minds around either of those situations? There are eery likenesses to the two leading men in these cases. Both Umar and Charlie are members of the Lucky Sperm Club, prompting actions that are erratic at best. And both situations included ladies undergarments. But enough speculation…let’s go right to hearsay.
Did this Charlie Sheen thing ever make sense to you? No matter what reports and apologies were released to the media, I was left feeling that all the information was not coming to the surface. We got conflicting reports from the get go. We heard that Brooke attacked him and Charlie hit her in self-defense. And in another report, Sheen took a knife to her throat. Somehow, knowing what a hooker-aholic Sheen was, you felt sorry for Brooke, locked up in a mansion with little kids that she could dangle like sugarplums over his head to get the biggest divorce settlement. It was so confusing. After all there was a hit television show riding in the balance. The stakes were higher than the two of them put together.
These two will never see happy, joyous and free together. No way.
But something never sat right with me. I, for one, never believe publicists anyway, so whatever nonsense they were peddling was fodder for the media. Something stuck in my craw…and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Did Brooke have some information about Charlie that was causing both of them to act like friggen lunatics. But what could it be? At press time, Charlie and Brooke have gone off to rehab and still, there are conflicting reports. Was it drugs or alcohol that drove Sheen to check himself into rehab. If you trust his flacks…fools that you are…you will buy this line of bull. “As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series ‘Two and a Half Men,” Sheen’s representative said in a statement yesterday. I still want to know, did he do blow AND drink or just drink? Stay tuned. Because I have reason to believe that blow is definitely in this picture.
I don’t think you should feel sorry for her Abe – they just sound like two peas in a pod.
Besides, some couples get off on this kind of fighting. The Sheens probably lead a very peaceful domestic existence. Then they get bored. So they send the kiddies off to the in-laws so they have the house to themselves. But like any other married couple, they just can’t find the passion. So they snort some coke and get tanked so they can feel like rockstars. They throw some furniture (and knives) at each other. Then call the police cause its’ more exciting if there are witnesses. Then they kiss and makeup.
B – “Was that good for you my smoochie woochie Charlie?”
C – “You betcha! Let’d do it again some time.”
Unlike Tiger/Elin, at least these two are on the same playing field.
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