DOUBLE UPDATE: RadarOnline reports that Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan, that total whatever, had to call the cops at 6:00AM in Long Island after partying all night at the farkakteh Dream Hotel for a Domestic Incident Report. Does it get more interesting than that? Move the hell on Lohan. You choose which one applies here. Now Lindsay Lohan is saying that Dina needs rehab? If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle orange.
Page Six meanwhile is reporting on the classy Erin Moran, the 57-year-old former child star and husband Steve Fleischmann, 45, had been living in a trailer with his elderly mother in Indiana, until they were booted out for excessive non-stop partying, exclusively revealed the National Enquirer. After weeks of bouncing from one hotel to another and blowing through nearly all of their money, the wayward couple had asked his mom if they could move back in with her, but she refused. So now we will get a blow by blow of Erin’s tragic, homelessness, along the lines of Lindsay Lohan non-stop coverage.
Let’s face it, there is way too much in common with these ladies past. And must we be accosted with daily Lindsay Lohan updates on all her hard partying ways? Someone in her posse told me that she continues to party every day, boozing and whatever else and frankly it’s enough. No one supported La Lohan more than me over the years but even I have my limit. Seeing Erin Moran, Joanie from Happy Days, though that don’t apply anymore, walking around homeless and haggard makes me think that it is just a matter of time when we see Lindsay Lohan schlepping around Hicksville in a lawn leaf bag, cigarette in hand wondering where it all went. Girl stop. Just stop.
This is Lohan right before all hell broke loose and it has been downhill since then.