The End Of The World Is Nigh

Jill Zarin, what are you wearing on your body, your head and that poor little Chihuahua. That is like Strawberry's version of Chanel. Yikes.

Jill Zarin, what are you wearing on your body, your head and that poor little Chihuahua. This ensemble is a Strawberry's version of a Chanel knock-off. Yikes.

Pack your bags kids. It is time to move off this continent and go to a place, any place in this world, where you will be safe from the prying, vomitous eyes of the media that gives us the endless stories about wanna-bes, never was-es, and nobodies galore. Today I have read a story that has made me so nauseous, that I am beside myself. Let me just list the cast of characters in this item and surely you will agree and run to start packing. Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan, Jill Zarin. Should I stop now? And wait, this trifecta of ridiculousness and uber-nobodyness all takes place in…you guessed it…THE HAMPTONS! I don’t know about you…but I have come to the end of my rope. That Arianna Huffington has expanded the Huffington Post to include this crap is like making the statement that real news is never ever going to be safe again. It will be pre-packaged with crap, because the mindless general public eats this shit up. I am sad today. I love America. I was not planning to move out of this country. And now I know why Michael Jackson moved to Bahrain. You know what, screw the packing. I will just go there with the shirt on my back and purchase a couple of Burkas when I get there and never wear underwear again. That is the style I will get accustomed to. See y’all.

Repeat after me: "I am breching from this guy". Breching, you refresh your memeory meens vomitting in Yiddish. This is who Ed Hardy has lined up to design things for them? This man is beyond gross. Period. I mean...what?!? happened to this country?

Repeat after me: "I am breching from this guy". Breching, to you refresh your memory, means vomiting in Yiddish. And this is who Ed Hardy has lined up to design a line of kids clothes? Yowza. This man is beyond gross. Period. I mean...what?!? happened to our country? He makes NASCAR seem up market.

Here Michael Lohan is pretending to work. Notice the empty shelves. But what I think is quite hilare, is that he took a shirt right off the Spring Manzie shows in Milan...and is tragically on trend.

Here Michael Lohan is pretending to work. Notice the empty shelves. But what I think is quite hilare, is that he took this shirt right off the Spring Manzie shows in Milan...and is tragically on trend. Otherwise...I am breching from his who-he-thinks-he-is seated position.

2 Responses to «The End Of The World Is Nigh»


  1. Jul 23, 2009 at 7:37 am, Ericka said:

    oh yes, and you know what? that reporter lied about having an affair with Jon, and then resigned from Star magazine. LMAO! to not only lie about relations with that guy, but to resign from glorified toilet paper reporting??? she's hit new heights in sinking low.

    the only thing that's worse than all this is that i KNOW this crap. off to purge my brain.


  2. Jul 27, 2009 at 6:26 am, renéesturme/b said:

    Ed Hardy is bad. They keep 'coming up' with 'new designs', though there is no difference between the new and previous items. Besides, if you like tattoos, just get one.

    I'm really not a fan of pink, so you may guess how I feel about that first picture too.

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