“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

OK…I am going to say it. I was dead wrong about MTV’s Jersey Shore. My proclivity to defend New Jersey and how it is represented in the media took top spot to actually sitting down and watching all three episodes. Oh, my freakin’ God is it hilarious! First of all, let me start by saying that my three favorite characters, DJ Pauly D, Snooki and Mike “The Situation” are not even from New Jersey, so all is well in the world. So, with that, I have to give props to this group of goumadas. Now, do yourself a favor and watch this snippet from The Jay Leno Show starring none other than DJ Pauly D, Snooki and Mike “The Situation”.

I wouldn’t be surprised if on season two of Jersey Shore, we won’t see Hailey Glassman worming her way onto that reality show. Come on, what options does that girl have now? The answer is none. Come on…you can’t see Hailey Glassman darkening her hair and pushing up the tits in an effort to booze it up with a bunch of Guidos? Surely she will recreate this photo in episode two.