Posts Tagged «Lindsay Lohan»
Lindsay Lohan Took My Advice
Not a week after I said that Lindsay Lohan should lose those bangs comes her new ‘doo and I am taking full credit. Whatever. this, after she was mistaken for Debbie Harry who is FORTY years her senior. Too bad she didn’t do this for her return to Earth on Saturday Night Live. People would have been more focused on that rather than her cue-card festoon.… Read More »
War Horse & Other Movies
Everyone’s Best and Worst of the Year lists are out and I am left scratching my head. The thing is: everyone is entitled to their opinion, so who gives one particular shit what one particular person is saying? I recently wrote about The New York Times reviewer Manohla Dargis who I never agree with. What makes her Best List any better than mine? I am equally opinionated and probably ten times funnier, which gives me a leg up on whose opinion should matter. Humor takes smarts, but I digress. The following films are on many Best Lists and my reasons… Read More »
Lindsay Lohan is like a burger. But not just any burger. Lindsay is an In & Out Burger since she has popped into and out of jail more often than I have actually had In & Out Burgers… and I lived in LA! So last night Lindsay went to prison to serve her 30 day term and was released four hours later. Talk about time flies. Good for her, she is out in the streets with yet another shot of a career. Make this one count. Do it with extra cheese and extra pickles. … Read More »
Tara Reid: The never-was was never married. And the lovely Family Lohan.… Read More »
Some weeks are better than others. Like when you win the lottery… great week. When you don’t buy the lottery ticket and the number you always play wins… not a great week. In that same vain, some weeks there are red carpet events where The Not Best Dressed List has slim pickins, versus weeks like this, where there was a plethora of horrendosity. Without any further ado, here is this week’s Not Best Dressed List…Par Deux. … Read More »
