Lindsay parties with her bodyguard. So? They must spend enough time together since the media will not leave her alone. - PAGE SIX
Underage Bristol Palin out at 1 OAK, a nightclub for virgins. - NY DAILY NEWS
Chaz Bono is officially a boy. – TMZ
Justin Bieber has lesbian hair. Check out this site: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.
Rachel Uchitel, Gross Baboon nominee, is still in the press for reasons proving her gross babooniness. – D LISTED
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