This image is almost prophetic since Lindsay Lohan is twice as hard to handle.
Sung to the tune of Laverne & Shirley
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Shapiro, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. She’s gonna do it.
Give her any chance, she’ll take it. Give her any rule, she’ll break it. She’s gonna make her dreams come true.
Doin’ it her way.
Will she go, won’t she go. I have a headache. Any way you slice it, the media is hanging on Lindsay Lohan‘s every move anxiously awaiting for her to speak. And just who she will she be spilling her guts to, besides her Twitter followers? Surely she has locked in some big deal with a news source to bla bla about how afraid she is, and how unfair that judge was, and how annoying we all are. Well, I wish her well. Even when she is locked away, Lindsay will dominate the news. Every woman that so much brushes past her will come out of the klink with a TMZ story. So, if you think you’ve heard the end of Lohan while she is in the slammer, think again…’cause…
She’s only just begun….to live. White lace and promises. A kiss for luck and she’s on her way….
And as Lindsay goes on her merry way into the bull-dyke pit, here is that behind the scenes photo shoot shot by the Cougar Lesbian at the Complex shot.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pgZXnRAUEE
And while we’re at it, this is my favorite video of Lindsay Lohan shot by Yu Tsai for Muse magazine.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLI8rWtU86M_i0&feature=player_embedded
