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Let me tell you what I don’t need for Christmas or anytime soon: a computer that reads my mind. If you know my writing style, well, imagine that is the toned down version from what’s in my head. A mind reading computer sounds way too dangerous for my likings. Come on. Don’t you think we are stepping into dangerous territory? IBM researchers are studying how to link a person’s brain to a device like a smartphone or laptop, “so you would just need to think about calling someone, and it happens.” Imagine how many single women will find themselves between… Read More »
Not trying to outdo Barbara Walters, but surely after seeing her choices for Ten Most Fascinating People, I have been advised–and well-advised at that–to create my own annual Ten Most Fotz-inating People since Walters’ choices have been so banal… kinda like the people that grace the pages of I Mean What?!? … Read More »
What do Nicki Minaj (again) and Chloe Sevigny and LeAnn Rimes and Snooki and Parker Posey and and and.… Read More »
OK kids. Here’s the deal. My friends Marco Argiro and Chris Bunatta are in a band called The Killing Floor. They are producing their first video for the song Star Baby directed by Joel Schumacher. The Killing Floor has a Kickstarter Campaign to raise the balance of the funds needed for the production, set to shoot December 9. They don’t need that much more dough. Please watch the Kickstarter promo below and join me in helping this upstart band have their day in the sun. I am pledging $75 because I want the T-shirt. (It better be good Marco.) Seriously,… Read More »
Manohla Dargis’ Opinion
Manohla Dargis loved the movie Bad Teacher with Cameron Diaz. Need I say more? That has to be one of the worst movies of the year, yet, to Manohla, she compares Diaz to the bouncy, screw-ball comedy actresses of the Golden Age of Hollywood, which is not only sacrilege, but simply not true.… Read More »
What do Rooney Mara, Hillary Duff, Brooklyn Decker, Mia Wasikowska, Eden Wood, Cherie Martorana & Nicki Minaj have in common… this week!… Read More »
Just when you thought things could not get any more downmarket comes news of an upstart eatery chain hell bent on taking down that boob emporium Hooters. I wish I was kidding. Presenting Canz-a-Citi Roadhouse, where culinary delights and standards are nowhere to be found. Let’s start by checking out the waitress staff. These tasteful uniforms suggest broads that you would otherwise find hanging out in the bleachers at a NASCAR race. As a fervent supporter of women’s rights, I don’t think you need me to chime in on whether or not Canz-a-Citi Roadhouse makes women objects of desire, since… Read More »
Ashton’s Gross Baboon
Who’s the biggere douchebag, Ashton Kutcher or Sara Leal?… Read More »
Style.com quoted someone that was walking out of the J. Crew presentation saying, “Best show of New York fashion week.” Naturally they did not attach a person’s name with such a ridiculous remark. When the Gap, Banana Republic and J. Crew position themselves as a viable brand to take a slot during fashion week (New York, Paris whatever) they contribute to the watering down of Fashion Weeks in general. I get it, you want that press and attention. And surely it is a smart move. But sucking the wind out of the room, or the market, might be advantageous in… Read More »
New York Fashion Week: My Edits
Designers are known to have big egos. Not only do I know this first hand, but they will be the first ones to admit it themselves. Hello Michael Kors. The fact remains, it takes a big ego to decide that this dress is the new must-have or that skirt length is the only length this season, you get the drift. It also takes a big ego tho throw some things down a runway that there is no chance in hell that a retailer would buy it, let alone that a socialista would wear it… besides the hired model. Ogling the… Read More »
