The Nobody News
After a very heavy weekend of serious issues hanging over our heads…Ground Zero + Mosque = Nightmare, let’s take a respite from hard news. Today the airwaves are filled with a bunch of nobodies. In light of our failing economy, endless wars, catastrophe in Pakistan, we could use a dose of mindless blather. No? Let’s [...]
The Mosque At Ground Zero…Oy…Update
UPDATE FROM YESTERDAY’S UPDATE: Triple Oy! President Obama is (kind of) back peddling from his statement in support of the mosque at Ground Zero. I have a feeling that the mosque will not end up at that location after all. This has turned into a national obsession, has opened Padora’s Box of Racism, and has [...]
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Are Gross Baboons
Surely you are anticipating the I Mean…What?!? Gross Baboon of the Year Award, which will be granted later this year. Yes, move over Razzies, because the Gross Baboons are coming. For you newcomers, the GBOTY Award honors those annoying people that have graced monopolized the media to the point that it makes me say, “I [...]
Mel Gibson: Gross Baboon Of The Year
Hi there. Big holiday weekend. Am already away and wondered what to write about today, sitting idly by a pool. There’s not that much happening in the news, beyond the controversy between Mel Gibson and his Russian gold digger, Oksana Grigieva. Who knows, maybe she is a Russian spy, too. We all know what a [...]
Kernels of Dish (Thursday)
Naomi is going to join Kabbalah…again…and again…and… – PAGE SIX
Lisa Marie wants you to send sunflowers to Michael Jackons’s grave. Um…can you just arrange for a delivery every week and charge it to Graceland. – D LISTED
Matt Lauer is a horn dog and must attend Horndogs Anonymous meetings. Stat. Sounds like he did it with [...]
Donald Trump To Host “Gross Baboon Of The Year Awards”
Look, I am by no means a prude, but have you seen the new campaign to promote the Miss USA pageant? Donlad Trump’s properties have just had a major Victoria’s Secret overhaul. The marketing campaign just launched and all 51 contestants have traded in their pageant hair and cornball, prom gowns for that skanky, Gross [...]
Kernels of Dish (Friday)
Lindsay parties with her bodyguard. So? They must spend enough time together since the media will not leave her alone. – PAGE SIX
Underage Bristol Palin out at 1 OAK, a nightclub for virgins. – NY DAILY NEWS
Chaz Bono is officially a boy. – TMZ
Justin Bieber has lesbian hair. Check out this site: Lesbians Who Look [...]
The Making of a Gross Baboon
Do you ever stop to wonder how on Earth all these tacky, low-rent people have managed to claw their way into the media and take up so much of our time these days? Look no further than your mirror. What you will see there is one of the reasons that Gross Baboons have even entered [...]
Vanity Fair To Middling
What is the deal with Vanity Fair’s obsession with Tiger Woods and his merry band of hookers? The new issue, on stands today, continues its coverage of the Gross Baboons that brought down America’s most boring sports superstar. The Temptation of Tiger Woods, Part Two digs deeper into this less-than-riveting story, which is sooo yesterday’s [...]
Kernels of Dish (Monday)
Beyonce and Jay Z are moving to Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania. – HUFFINGTON POST
Rest in peace Lynn Redgrave. You will always be my Georgy Girl. -D LISTED
Pearls of wisdom from Kelly Cutrone on what not to do. – NY MAGAZINE
Jessica Simpson = Michelle Obama?!? – PEOPLE
A new gross baboon. Larry King’s kids’ little league coach to [...]
Kernels of Dish (Monday)
High Society is going to recast those silly ass friends of Tinsley’s, namely the cow Jules Kirby and the Marlene extraordinaire Paul “No More Tears” Johnson Calderon. Devorah Rose has been asked to join but has not signed…yet! – NY POST
Harvey Fierstein on Grindr? Yet another reason to not sign up for these gay easy [...]
Jules Kirby Does It Again
Just when you thought that moronic blabbermouth and admitted ethnocentric egomaniac, Jules Kirby (The Kirb), could not come off more annoying than on the first episode of High Society…think again. Yep, that pretentious cow (or is it gross baboon) did her usual yattling off at the mouth, this time berating a sad, little hotel maid. [...]
High Society?!? When Donkeys Fly
Did you watch that ridiculous excuse for a reality show, High Society, starring Tinsley (40+) Mortimer? How about that other “star” Paul Johnson Calderon, who is completely…beyond…gross…just gross. He makes that obnoxious fagele PC from NYC Prep seem like an upstanding normal citizen. But, then again, they must run in the same circles and are [...]
There’s Was A Tiger In His Tank
Just watched the press conference with Tiger Woods, looking all pouty and apologetic for have endless amounts of glommy and poontang with a gaggle of hussies. I am not buying any of it. As you all know, golf has never been a big attraction for me, so why would I hang on every word that [...]
Tiger and Elin…Happy At Last…ish
After what was surely the greatest media story on Earth, second to the death of Michael Jackson, The Tiger Woods Affair…rather….affairs, took an unexpected turn when Elin, the long suffering golf club aficionado, reunited with her overly poontanged husband, Tiger. In the midst of that media flurry, when the public was introduced to 13 of [...]
