“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Is John Boehner grand standing about no increase in taxes or will be end up with egg on his face and make that lovely shade of orange… yellow.… Read More »

Angus T. Jones is the original Honey Boo Boo. They have the same mothers.… Read More »

Between Oprah’s Favorite Things and every friggen Holiday Gift Guide it seems like no one is doing the honest service of pointing out the “Least Favorite Things” until now. … Read More »

Chris Brown’s douche baggery knows no bounds and Rihanna is a fotz.… Read More »

Attention: Tiger Woods’ band of bosomy broads: Madame Allred is going to do you proud as she takes on the case of Natalie Khawan, the twin hooker, I mean sister, of Jill Kelley who is embroiled in this Petraeus Scandal.… Read More »

It is a sad day for Black Friday because besides injury and death, this day brings out the worst in everybody.… Read More »

If Sandy Hook or Hurricane Sandy has taught us anything, it is to value…correction…cherish…every second we have on Earth. To reduce stress, be of value, tell people you love that in fact, you do.… Read More »

It really would be a shame if Hostess Twinkies goes under after eighty years of bringing toxic plazmosa to American children and fatsos of all ages. … Read More »

Finally, Meghan McCain and I can begin to agree to agree and to disagree.… Read More »

Of Rachel Zoe and Snooki can be in the same sentence when we are talking about style, I have only one question, “Is the end of the world nigh?” … Read More »